
We've been doin' our thang selling the best 'humor below the belt' you can find anywhere since 2011! Feel free to browse our site and get a feel for what we are all about. The navigation bar at the top right of the site will guide you through our entire website, so make sure to get acquainted with it. After you have checked our site, feel free to connect with us through any of the links below:
Many questions you may have about crotchgear and our products can be answered by going to our website 'FAQ'. However, if at any time you have a question that we haven't already covered in the 'FAQ', please email us (crotchgear@gmail.com). Shoot, you could email us just to send us some "funny jokes" that your friends didn't laugh at. We'll try to make you feel like they were actually funny.
In the beginning...
crotchgear was just an idea, wait, was it even that? Maybe it was more of a jumbled collection of humorous flashes that crossed a guy's mind while watching standup comedy late one Friday night. Maybe it wasn't even that. Maybe it was born out of dozens of high school locker room jokes, raunchy college dorm room antics, and a little bit of an entrepreneurial spirit. Regardless, here we are, offering up the best in humor below the belt, and by that we mean, under the belt...I mean, on the pants...specifically on the crotch-region...you know, down there...well, you get the idea.
Who are we?
We're just a bunch of goofy, once-upon-a-time college kids from North Carolina with a dream. Let's be honest though, if we had told our professors we'd be selling funny sweatpants online one day, we probably would have gotten some funny looks. Regardless, here we are...that's right, WE. You're here with us right now, and for good reason we might add. You recognize true humor even if it is a little outspoken, outlandish, and well, laugh out loud raunchy!
Who are our customers?
As of January 19, 2013, we have customers in all 50 United States. Congratulations to Brittany Gustafson for being our first customer in Vermont (the final state to sign on to CGNation). If you have read our CrotchBlog™, particularly this post, you know that we have been waiting for this milestone for a while.
Canada
Australia
Germany
New Zealand
Norway







